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Kate mentioned in one of her songs her mother used to sayEvery old sock meets an old shoe.........My mother wasn't so poetic, but i always recall her saying....If you havent got anything nice to say,...

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"For the last time, I don't know who your father is so stop asking..." "You must lose me like an arrow shot into the killer storm"

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"I should have taken a hammer to you as a baby to save me years of trouble..."

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I asked my kids what they thought I said a lot, they both replied in unison....'lordy lord'....oh lordy lordlove Deborah xxxps I STILL love Montys grandmothers saying xx but what the heckidy thump did...

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If I went up to her whining that I was bored, the answer would be "Piddle down yer leg and play with the steam" Or there was "If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry for" and "If the...

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Quote:"If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry for" One of my mum's favourites - I think all mums must use that one. I haven't - yet! Proud member of the "Kate IS/WAS/AND CONTINUES TO...

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Every time I swore she used to say, "Two damns don't make a well." What the f ck does that mean?James x

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-------------------------------------- "Piddle down yer leg and play with the steam" --------------------------------------I almost fell off the chair, Lisa!! What a scream! We become panoramic...The...

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*Theres no such word as can't* (Oh but there is!!)*Whats for tea Mum?* answer *Sh*t with sugar on* (charming!!!)*One.......two......DO I HAVE TO SAY THREE* (she didnt)and one Ive remembered well and...

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Just some supportive, caring stuff like.... "We still have the receipt for you". BigStripeyBrian:::::::::::::::::'Moving Like a Wavy Line'

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My Mum still says, when talking about someone who appears to be a bit of an eejit,Burn her for a fool and you'll have wise ashes!Sounds good when she says it!

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Quote:ps I STILL love Montys grandmothers saying xx but what the heckidy thump did she mean?!!!!!!! Oh Deb, it's number one on my list of questions I wish I could ask now of the departed. Number 2...

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when thing sar eheavy .. my mother would say ' this to shall pass' and she also say to me ; save your pennys'' peace gabigirl

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Quote:"You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxication in deep space that I really wish I'd listened...

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~Steve0, love it!that you like her music is indisputable, and i'm glad that you find something redeeming in her banshee-with-a-Casio style...

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Quote:*Whats for tea Mum?* answer *Sh*t with sugar on* (charming!!!)You were posh ! We had '@#%$ with egg on' ... the standard reply ? 'Ugh! I hate egg!'L xMmh, yes ...

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Quote:I'm jumping on the Irish connection there, Mickey, which reminds me of the best quote my Dublin friend's mother ever said. He was trying on slacks in Marks and Spencer whilst she was on a visit...

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I've posted this before but one of my mother's classics is: "and do you know, she was driving a lovely big vulva" ( Volvo, mother, Volvo)She still can't get it right, even now - how embarrassing is...

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Oh, now if you're talking about mispronunciation I have 2 classics - Justin 'Trousersnake' Timberlake becomes 'Ooh, that Justin Snakey Trousers !' and (when he was) Puff Daddy is 'Ooh, that Puff Adder...

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ha ha ha - love that: "Justin Snakey Trousers"!!!!My mother (probably the worlds most unlikely 'Big Brother' fan) kept referring to "that Jacuzzi one" - meaning (I assume) Makosi. Oh how I laugh at...

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